What a wonderful basket of frui…
I’M GOING TO CRAP MYSELF
I C A NT ST OP L AUG H IN
I’m pretty sure that’s Brad Pitt’s reaction every time he take a selfie/looks in the mirror
"mm not bad"
Animals getting help from people.
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-"
"haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
I am feeling extremely patriotic right now.
HOW CAN YOU JUST WALK AWAY
with glasses = einstein
without = marilyn
OMG WHAT IS THIS
i literally just moved my contact in my eye to see if it worked and holy shit
sHIT I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND IT CHANGED??
for normal-sighted people: look from far away or squint
Unknown (via dishevelment)
The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
So in love with this.
wow this is good.
My favorite by far.